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September 5
fuckyeahrepublicans: fuckyeahrichardnixon

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fuckyeahrichardnixon
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June 30
i’m coming out of tumblr retirement because i need to recognize the amazingness that is don and betty draper’s headboard. i want it. seriously you guys, i think its velvet.

i’m coming out of tumblr retirement because i need to recognize the amazingness that is don and betty draper’s headboard. i want it. seriously you guys, i think its velvet.

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May 17
fuckyeahrepublicans!
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April 20
a magnet my nerd philosophy friend has.

a magnet my nerd philosophy friend has.

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April 18

breakup

my boyfriend of almost 3 years and i did on thursday. and i’m really fucking sad right now.

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April 16
Spike is making my lunch, bitches.

Spike is making my lunch, bitches.

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April 14
i made lasagna.

i made lasagna.

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April 12

you guys

i’m offically tumblring my twitter. if you don’t follow tweets on tumblr, then i’m going to have to insist you straight up follow me on twitter.

http://twitter.com/sourpeach

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despite the painfully annoying kyra sedgwick commercials that hock it, i’ve been pumped to try tropicana’s new low calorie orange juice. the world needed low calorie orange juice. always has. so you can imagine my delight when i went to buy it today and noticed that the box features the juice in a champagne glass.  clearly this is tropicana’s way of acknowledging that the only people who would care about the calories in their orange juice are the same people who only drink orange juice when it is mixed with champagne (i.e. me, erin, mrs. kevin bacon).

despite the painfully annoying kyra sedgwick commercials that hock it, i’ve been pumped to try tropicana’s new low calorie orange juice. the world needed low calorie orange juice. always has. so you can imagine my delight when i went to buy it today and noticed that the box features the juice in a champagne glass.  clearly this is tropicana’s way of acknowledging that the only people who would care about the calories in their orange juice are the same people who only drink orange juice when it is mixed with champagne (i.e. me, erin, mrs. kevin bacon).

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April 6
sloaneee: heart. when i was a sophore in college, these guys came to play some “back to school” concert or something at my school. my friends and i had some cocktails and went. it wasn’t packed, but there was a good crowd and we were towards the front. right before they played “hey leonardo” one of their stage people asked me and my 3 best friends if we wanted to come onto the stage. obvs we did- especially because we were buzzed and happy and this was one of the 3 songs we knew from them. so the 4 of us got up and spent the whole song dancing on the stage and singing along with the band. this is one of my favorite college memories, even though it rarely crosses my mind unless i hear that song.

sloaneee:

heart.

when i was a sophore in college, these guys came to play some “back to school” concert or something at my school. my friends and i had some cocktails and went. it wasn’t packed, but there was a good crowd and we were towards the front. right before they played “hey leonardo” one of their stage people asked me and my 3 best friends if we wanted to come onto the stage. obvs we did- especially because we were buzzed and happy and this was one of the 3 songs we knew from them. so the 4 of us got up and spent the whole song dancing on the stage and singing along with the band. this is one of my favorite college memories, even though it rarely crosses my mind unless i hear that song.

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